Czech Woman Falls Asleep on Subway Tracks, Miraculously Survives Incident

She somehow fell asleep while waiting for a train at a Prague metro station and fell onto the tracks just as one arrived. The hurtling heap of steel went over her, leaving her unscathed.

All of this nonsense could have been avoided if she didn’t choose to nap at the edge of a subway platform. 

Sometimes good things happen to dumb people.