Guy At A Club Shits Himself While Trying To Impress Chicks On The Dance Floor By Doing The ‘Slut Drop’

As the saying goes… It’s all fun and games until you find yourself in the men’s room of a night club combing flecks of your own shit out of your leg hair.

According to Mirror:

A video of the dancefloor disaster was uploaded to Newsflare on Saturday.

Writing online, a friend of the man, said: “He was trying so hard to impress the opposite sex that he ended up dancing the cr*p out of himself.

“He had a bad stomach the night before we left. He wasn’t going to go but I forced him to come, so partly my fault!”

Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA. This is zero-percent the friend’s fault. So what you forced him to go out, the guy should know not to “slut drop” all over the dance floor if less than 24 hours earlier he was affixed to his toilet bowl shit dropping his fucking guts out. Dude has no one to blame but himself.

Also, am I the only person on earth who didn’t know that this move was called the “slut drop?”