Some Daycare Worker Had One Of Her Students Piss In A Cup For Her Son’s Upcoming Drug Test

First of all, I’d like to point out that I had to search ‘piss test’ in order to find the header image for this story. Just pictures of piss everywhere. So if I die walking home from the bar tonight and the police conclude that I have some weird piss fetish, I want all you bros to understand that I do it for you.

Much like myself, this mom went above and beyond for someone she loved. Specifically, she had a minor who she was in charge of to pee in a cup so he could pass a piss test.

Via Fox8:

“A day care worker is under fire after she allegedly made an 8-year-old boy pee in a cup so her son could pass a drug test,WBTV reports.

The assistant director at New Beginnings Childcare in Rock Hill said her son had just been released from jail and needed a urine sample to get a job.

A police report said the woman woke the boy during nap time and told him to “go in the bathroom and pee in a medicine bottle.”

No charges are expected.

The investigation is ongoing and no names have been released.”

I’m totally on the side of the mom on this one. She needs her son to get a job and get out of her house. No one wants an ex-con living in their house, relative or not. Get that kid some clean piss. Also, the kid just wants to get his life back on track. So he puffs a little herb every now and then. It doesn’t make him Ted Bundy. It makes him human. Humans need to get a little high now and then. Especially when they can’t get a job. It’s stressful. You don’t want to be riling up ex-cons and taking away their pot. That’s a horrible idea. So if a kid at daycare needs to piss in a cup to make this a reality, then so be it. We all have to do our part, why should 8 year-olds be exempt?