A Deer Smashing Through A Glass Window At American Eagle Is Something That Really Happened–Here’s The Video
When you tryna pick out a fire seashell necklace and she text you she’s home alone:
Full disclosure: I have exactly zero context for this video and I’m cool with that if you are. I suspect Rudolph didn’t approve of the vast selection of American Eagle seashell choker necklaces and ’72 Undefeated Season t-shirts. That or he bought into the theory that if you’re in American Eagle for more than 10 minutes, your hair tips automatically get frosted and your name legally gets changed to Trevor. Avoiding becoming a Trevor with frosted tips is worth sprinting through a glass wall.