This NSFW App Lets You Design People With Giant Dicks Or Boobs And Is A Solid Way To Waste 20 Minutes Of Your Life

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I could sit here and come up with a lot of fluff content to throw around in this post about how in middle school we’d all giggle about genitalia and blah blah blah boobs, but I won’t. You know why? Because instead of wasting time reading a reminder about how we were all little perverts when we were 13, you should be wasting your time downloading Jiggler, an app that lets you design human beings with giant boobs and dicks.

No really, that’s it. That’s the whole schtick.

You make either a boy or a girl avatar, give them giant boobs or a huge dick and then shake your phone around so they “Jiggle.” You can also put some clothes on them and play music for them to “Jiggle” to, but really what’s the point in doing that when you can have a guy with a dick that goes down to the floor floppin’ around on your phone?

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As you can see, I had to blur the fun parts out because we’re not allowed to have fun- I MEAN nudity on the site.

Now if you’re like me and thinking to yourself “Well okay, this sounds like it might be fun but what purpose would this ever serve? It’s not like I can use it in public,” don’t worry! All you have to do is throw away any sense of personal shame before whippin’ out some T&A on your phone and voila, you have the life of the party right in your hands. Don’t believe me? Check out the app’s reviews, full of people who give zero fucks about the fact that they’re basically looking at porn on their phone in public:

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Why you’re concerned about frame rate in a game where the only point is to make naked people dance around is beyond me.

 

[H/T Daily Dot, images via Jiggler]


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