It’s with a heavy heart that I break the news of the passing of a truly great man — Mr. Richard Butt. Dick, to his friends.
Dick lived a long life, to the age of 93 years old, but sadly old Dick went limp.
He was born in the state of Washington on April 4, 1921, and had seven siblings. He easily had the worst name of the clan though his sister picked up the nickname “Swamp” in the fourth grade after a camping trip with her Brownie troupe.
In his later years, Dick became a massage therapist and operated his own practice. “He was a legend in his field,” said the obituary, which probably has something to do with happy endings.
I hope Dick Butt finds eternal peace and finds Pervert Dave up in heaven.
H/T Death and Taxes