The worst part of any baby, aside from the cost of them and the freedom they strip from you and how they eat away at your soul, is the crying.
The crying. It’s fucking brutal. And there’s nothing you can do to shut the damn thing up. You can’t give it booze, you can’t give it Vicodin, and shit… I’m fresh out of ideas.
But what if there was a completely foolproof trick to quiet it. A Vulcan Death Grip (that didn’t kill the baby).
Dr. Hamilton up there has the move, and it’s so soothing. For the babies, and for us.
[Via Jezebel]