Save your excuses for a judge, War Machine. There’s a $10,000 bounty for the capture and arrest of MMA fighter War Machine following the sickening domestic violence attack he allegedly inflicted upon porn star Christy Mack, War Machine is a fugitive from justice and, since this is 2014, Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman a.k.a. CMT’s Dog the Bounty Hunter is apparently on a quest to do what he does best and track him down.
We can all hope that he’s successful, too.