Donald Trump Says Hillary Clinton Was ‘Schlonged’ By Barack Obama

It just must be completely exhausting to be Donald Trump. Every day he has a never-ending need to be in the headlines. It’s an extraordinarily arduous task to make statements that get people thinking, offended or rile people up in your favor. Luckily for Trump, he has plenty of perceived enemies to attack, which provide the media with a consistent sound bite. Whether it’s Barack Obama, Muslims, Jeb Bush, Mexicans, or Megyn Kelly, Trump is not afraid to speak his mind and bash any one who opposes him. The Donald’s latest adversary is Hillary Clinton.

During Saturday’s Democratic debate, Clinton took a shot at Trump. “He is becoming ISIS’s best recruiter,” Clinton said. “They are going to people, showing videos of Donald Trump insulting Islam and Muslims in order to recruit more radical jihadists.”

Then on Monday morning, Trump demanded an apology from Clinton for making the allegation that he is helping the Islamic State. The Clinton camp responded by saying that Trump spouts “dangerous, hateful rhetoric.” When asked if Hillary would be apologizing, Hillary’s team said, “Hell no.

Trump clapped back at the Democratic presidential front-runner on Monday night.

“Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don’t know who would be worse, I don’t know, how could it be worse? But she was going to beat — she was favored to win — and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost,” Trump said.

For those not familiar with the verb “schlonged,” it is derived from the word “schlong,” which is a vulgar Yiddish word for a man’s penis that has origins in Germany and initially meant “serpent.”

I’ll say this about Trump, tremendous job of him branching out to various dialects to find new words to disparage and belittle people. Shows that he takes real pride in lambasting individuals and is always looking for new insults to hurl at people, even from different cultures.

The Donald also condemned Hillary’s extended bathroom break at the Democratic debate where she took too long, and the debate started without her.

“I know where she went, it’s disgusting, I don’t want to talk about it,” Trump said. “No, it’s too disgusting. Don’t say it, it’s disgusting, let’s not talk, we want to be very, very straight up.”

Hard to argue that. I don’t care how clean a bathroom is, any public restroom is disgusting. Even for presidential candidates. That aerial fecal matter is harder to exterminate than ISIS.