Donald Trump Jr. decided early on not to measure himself against his father https://t.co/JtvO6kzpla
— The New York Times (@nytimes) March 18, 2017
Donald Trump Jr. was profiled in the style section of The New York Times after presumably killing a man and burying his body in the woods. He legit looks like he was masturbating in his basement and is trying to play it cool when he heard his dad walking down the steps. That face is the look you give when your teacher catches you looking at your neighbors paper and you have to give that straight away, vacant gaze like you’re in deep thought. I think we found Teresa Halbach’s killer. Ok, I’m getting a little out of hand. Here are the best reactions on the internet to a photo that looks like a fuckboi Tinder profile.
https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/843178150611861506
Donald Trump Jr. looks like a scarecrow that a bank leaves on a foreclosed farm. pic.twitter.com/1Udvbc02dQ
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) March 18, 2017
Just a couple of pals who won't grow up pic.twitter.com/CMCSybh8yP
— Seth Meyers (@sethmeyers) March 18, 2017
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 18, 2017
When dad doesn't invite everyone to Mar-a-Lago. pic.twitter.com/8hskW0eo4i
— ben schwartz (@benschwartz_) March 18, 2017
When the other hunters call you Richie Rich pic.twitter.com/g3BGMhKNVc
— Max Weiss (@maxthegirl) March 18, 2017
when the screams of the elephant babies you orphaned drown out your fantasy of eating a steak in front of a homeless veteran pic.twitter.com/JcM93JpON1
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) March 18, 2017
tfw u pooping pic.twitter.com/hCbFAfsRkD
— Emily Heller (@MrEmilyHeller) March 18, 2017
how is he so bad at sitting? pic.twitter.com/Jg7cTMfDcc
— Jordan Freiman (@JordanFreiman) March 18, 2017
This is the only time I've found myself rooting for The Blair Witch. pic.twitter.com/kMCGdcEsdQ
— Half An Onion 🧅 (@HalfOnionInABag) March 18, 2017
[h/t Uproxx]