Doritos Loaded Is the By Product of a Cheese Stick Having Sex With Doritos, And It’s AVAILABLE TODAY at 7-Eleven
Guys. Guys. GUYS! Doritos and 7-Eleven have teamed up to make Doritos Loaded, a triangle of artery clogging goodness. According to their press release, “Doritos Loaded is loaded with warm melted cheese and encrusted with bold Doritos Nacho Cheese flavor.” HOT DAYYYYUM. Guy Fieri just sullied the inside of his pants.
Doritos Loaded is available starting today, July 2, and will be exclusively at 7-Eleven stores throughout the summer.
— — (@Ellington_Chick) July 1, 2014
/Googles “7-Eleven locations in Manhattan”