Tough Guy Drug Dealer Goes To Collect His Money, Catches A Concussion Instead After Being Knocked Out

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If you wanted to learn how NOT to be a drug dealer, this video gives you step-by-step instructions.

First off, the illegal drug transaction is being recorded with the drug dealer’s face in focus. The footage captures the drug dealer demanding money for illegal drugs.

The drug dealer is wearing socks and sandals, not exactly the best footwear if you are forced to flee from a deal gone bad or if the police intervene. Plus, he deserves to get his ass beat for that sandals and socks combo.

Another mistake is that makes threats to get paid. Only problem is that he has no muscle, no weapon, and no backup to intimidate customers into paying up. This gentleman is certainly no “Freeway” Rick Ross.

This fucking dude is giving drug dealers everywhere a bad name. What an embarrassment. He should have his Brotherhood of Dealers Union Card revoked.

“I’m bout to fuck some heads,” the drug dealer screams in fury. Little did he know that the head that was about to be fucked was his own. He shoves the wrong kid, who in turn slams the drug dealer to the hard ground and then punches him repeatedly in the face.

Hey kid treating the drug dealer’s face as a speed bag, chill out. The rock solid ground knocked this dude out, your game of pat-a-cakes on his face is only awakening him from his concussion slumber and not inflicting any damage.

Maybe this was all just a simple misunderstanding.

“Oh you wanted ‘Payment,” I thought you wanted ‘Pavement.’ My bad.”


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