‘I’m Writing a Book, Bitch..I’m An Author’: Drunk Bro at Preakness Goes Full-Douche During an Argument

By 05.19.14

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Here’s an amazing display of drunkenness that occurred at the Preakness this past weekend. Aside from living the guns-out lifestyle, facts about this guy in the video, according to this guy in the video are as follows…

– He’s writing a book. This makes him an author.

– He knows way more words than people can “begin to comprehend or fathom.”

– He “does” UFC.

– His knockouts take roughly two seconds. And they are capable of coming in bunches.

– He’d have liked it if people at the Preakness would have stopped “being fucking gay.”

– He doesn’t like people with a “hierarchy grin.”

– He went to Penn State and paid $80,000 to do so.

– He’s confused as to why people try to belittle him in his presence.

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