Drunk Gets In The Face Of Man, Seconds Later He Gets WALLOPED So Hard That He’s Out Cold And Pantsless
Alcohol can be awesome! The magical elixir can give you the courage to do things you never would have done. Alcohol can be the devil! The magical elixir can give you the courage to do things you never would have done. It can be a bit of a catch 22. Take this gentleman for example, he has obviously consumed entirely too much giggle juice. That has given him the conviction to get in the face of a man and start mouthing off to him, something he never would have done sober. The alcohol has also caused extreme slurring of his words, plus it has slowed down his motor skills immensely. I know that from his lack of reflexes when a punch comes soaring to his face and he doesn’t do shit. The sot is knocked out COLD!!!
His friend then thinks they’re in World War I and drags the unconscious man into an imaginary trench like he was in the way of enemy fire of Central Powers snipers. The problem is that the KO’d man’s pants were not ready to be dragged and they dropped to his ankles. As if having your clock cleaned in front of everyone was embarrassing enough, now everyone can see his skivvies, which he probably stained right before he was punched.
The moral of the story is be a happy drunk, angry drunks never prosper.