Shocker! Man Gets Drunk, Sticks Fish Up His Butt, Fish Swim Into His Stomach, Man Nearly Dies

by 7 months ago

I’ve made some pretty stupid drunk decisions over the years. I once fell backward down my stairs and smacked my head and instead of going to the hospital to be treated for a concussion I woke up 36 hours later with my roommates wondering if I was alive (thanks for never checking on me, guys!). I’ve had regretful one-night stands, as I’m sure we all have. I once dislocated my shoulder during a heated game of beer pong, an injury that resulted in several months of physical therapy (true story!).

These are just a few of the safe for work stories I’m willing to share about myself. But, nothing I’ve ever done comes close to the completely idiotic and crazy decision this person in China made while drunk…

A drunk man in China was rushed to hospital after he put two live fish into his anus.
The two pond loaches swam up into his intestines, one of which even broke through the bowel wall causing severe abdominal pain to the patient.
Doctors in Guangzhou, southern China, successfully removed the two fish and the man remains in intensive care, reports Huanqiu, an affiliation with the People’s Daily Online.
According to reports, the 45-year-old man claims to have been drinking on March 10 and put the fish inside his body by himself.
The following day he rushed to The First Affiliated Hospital of Jinan University with signs of a high fever, low blood pressure and severe stomach pain.
As the two loaches had stayed in the patient’s body for over 24 hours, surgeons did an abdominal digital radiography to locate the loaches.
The patient was diagnosed with perforation of the intestine and was at risk of septic shock due to infection. via TheDailyMail

Here are a few things in life I don’t do:

I don’t pay for dinner on the first date. I don’t root for other teams in the ACC, teams not named ‘FSU’, out of bullshit conference loyalty like what you see in the SEC. I never show up late for flights. And above all, I don’t stick anything up my butt.

If butt stuff is your kink, then I won’t judge you for it. Everyone’s entitled to making their own decisions in the bedroom. But, if your butt stuff kink causes you to be hospitalized and minutes from your death bed because you’ve stuck lie animals up your ass then I’d like to at least advise you to seek professional help for your kink because it’s putting your life in harm’s way.

These weren’t exactly tiny fish. Over on The Daily Mail, they have pictures of these fish, and you can see those here. It’s a miracle this man lived because they couldn’t locate the second fist at first and had to go swimming around.

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