There have been plenty of times when you or I have had way too much to drink, stumbling our way back to wherever they hell we think we’re supposed to be going—not without filling a little late-night food craving, though—and passing out as soon as we have a roof over our heads.
It’s quite amazing, actually, that, even in our drunken stupor, we’re capable to maneuver like somewhat functioning human beings.
That wasn’t the case for a shitcanned homey in Poland, though, as he had a few too many and found himself stuck to a fence—for TWO FUCKING HOURS, hanging UPSIDE DOWN—until two bros came and saved the day for him.
Sure, I’ve jumped into the disgusting cesspool known as a canal in Amsterdam when sloshed, but being so drunk that I couldn’t wiggle my way out of a fence is pretty impressive.
Here’s to him drinking away the memory of it ever happening.