Drunk Girl Steals A Bottle Of Wine From A Liquor Store, Gets DEALT WITH

Blessed are the peacemakers, right? This Bro is the peacemaker in this situation, helping the clerk of this liquor store in the Pacific Northwest a heaping plate of justice. I’d be pissed too if some nasty wookette tried to steal my vino inventory too. Like, ugh, lady — go back to cop lookout for the Nitrus Mafia at Disco Biscuits shows and pay for your goddamn wine like a civilized member of society. That’s what wooks and wookettes consider real “jobs” right? Scum.

Love the million-dollar smile on the clerks face after the officers get her in bracelets. That’s the look of a dude who just won at life.

GOT ‘EM.

Brandon Wenerd is BroBible's publisher, writing on this site since 2009. He writes about sports, music, men's fashion, outdoor gear, traveling, skiing, and epic adventures. Based in Los Angeles, he also enjoys interviewing athletes and entertainers. Proud Penn State alum, former New Yorker. Email: brandon@brobible.com