Via the YouTube summary:
Robert Wright approached a KMPH Fox 26 photographer after a fire inside an apartment on Cedar Ave. near Bullard Ave. A woman and her 6-year-old child were hospitalized with smoke inhalation. Mr. Wright told us he is a neighbor, and had to rescue his family while keeping an eye on the ribs he was barbecuing.
Those ribs look absolutely fucking delicious. Perfect actually. Expertly seasoned. I’m not saying I can understand why the dude didn’t seem to give a shit about the woman and child hospitalized after a fire but I can completely understand why the dude didn’t seem to give a shit about the woman and child hospitalized after a fire. You just can’t interrupt and artist with your trivial raging house inferno. It’s impolite. Stop making everything about you and the third degree burns sprawling across your body. For once.
I can’t decide what my favorite part of the video was: Robbie Wright trying to swindle someone for a motel room on live television or his “I didn’t get no injuries and stuff except for the smoke in my lungs, but I already have smoke in my lungs so I’m alright” line. This dude had no intention of stop, drop, and rolling, unless it was a fat blunt. The goddamn voice of a generation.
P.S. This may be insensitive or ignorant of me, but how the fuck do you let a fire rage out of control with you present to prevent it? I’ve never dropped the gloves with a house fire but fuck, it seems to me that it takes a whole other level of carelessness and complacency to let it escalate.
P.P.S. This also may be ignorant of me, but it’s 2015 and we’re still stopping fires with a large water hose? Seems a bit antiquated and inefficient, no? There has to be a better way. A chemical or something. Plus, fire hydrants are just parking space cock blocks.
I’ve obviously never experienced any real problems in my life.