This Dude Is So Hyped To Have A Taser, Until He Accidentally Tasers Himself, Then Not So Much


I can’t decide what’s more entertaining: the dude tasering himself into a fit of convulsions or his friend on his knees in the background motor boating his girlfriend in plain site. It’s probably worth it to watch this twice because there is too much good stuff going on.

This has inspired my Halloween costume. I’m going to visit this dude’s block and start jawing at him.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.