Dude Leaves His Facebook Unattended And His Bros Pull The Most Unforgivable Prank In Bro History

Every bro knows that leaving his Facebook profile open is like dropping an elephant carcass in the center of a ring of starving lions. His bros are almost obligated to rip him to shreds. And by ‘rip him to shreds’ I mean ‘like’ a picture of his ex and her new boyfriend and comment “Katie, what happened to US?” or leave a batshit crazy status like “9/11 was an inside job” or “Sign my petition to allow automatic weapons in U.S. middle schools.”

This kind of stuff is relatively harmless in the grand scheme of things. Ya, you’ll make him look like a lunatic for a week or two, but people are so inundated with lunacy in the social media age, that they’ll forget about it before they can say “Oh look, that dude who dropped out of my high school has political opinions he’d like to share. Publicly.”

But then there are pranks that go so far, that they extend beyond fake social networks to the people you love. Those are unforgivable.

And that’s exactly the kind of prank that was bestowed upon Aziz Huseyin.

According to LADbible,

When he arrived at work one morning, Aziz was mobbed by his colleagues, who all seemed mysteriously keen to congratulate him on something. It didn’t make much sense to him at first, but then he saw his Facebook status…

His “friends” had done the unthinkable and posted that Aziz and his (very attractive) girlfriend had agreed to get hitched in a very elaborate manner. Aziz obviously had no plans to propose in the near future.

Aziz said that news of the marriage spread like wild fire and he was receiving congratulation messages from friends and family all over the globe.

“A picture of rose petals on a bed saying “marry me” and the caption was “she said yes”. I was receiving messages on whatsapp, receiving phone calls and even emails. The news had got to my family in Cyprus and Turkey and finally I received a message from my mum who was more confused than me!”

Aziz had to do some serious damage control after a slew of friends congratulated him. CRINGE.

Maybe the worst part of the whole prank is that when and if Aziz finally decides to propose to his girl, the proposal won’t be nearly as adorable as the faux, staged proposal his friends pulled off. Rose pedals spelling out “Marry Me” is some next level shit. Not to mention, if his chick wasn’t pressuring him into proposing, she most likely is now.

Aziz’s friends owe him a lifetime of beers. If he hasn’t killed each and every one of them yet, of course.

[h/t LADbible]

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