For those of you bros still in college, in about three years, your Facebook timeline will take on a whole new look. Instead of photos of your friends shotgunning beers or with penises Sharpied on their foreheads, you’ll be barraged with a plethora of “I said yes!” engagement photos and maternity pics. Grown up shit intended to remind you just how irresponsible and immature you are. Puke.
It may sound like I’m bitter about the life achievements of my friends, but the only gripe I have is the uniformity of all the photos. It’s all the same. An engaged couple wearing their best outfits gazing lovingly into each other’s eyes while they sit on rustic train tracks peppered in heroin needles. Countless ultrasound photos in the early stages of pregnancy that make it impossible to determine if that’s a baby in there or a Chipotle burrito. Again, not bitter.
In any event, a 20-year-old from Florida named Daquan Collins has offered a different, more humorous spin on those maternity photos that saturate our feeds, featuring his pregnant pooch, Heidi. Heidi’s maternity photos have gone super viral, amassing over 100,000 likes and 50,000 retweets. And for good reason…
https://twitter.com/ViewsFromAveT/status/883817212871663616
Naturally, Twitter enjoyed them.
Lmao I swear twitter so funny pic.twitter.com/jrM0MFz9uu
— Daquan ™️ (@thanksuglyquan) July 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/LILMARCHE/status/884185983805206528
when u pregnant so now he gotta do whatever you ask pic.twitter.com/K2NkHI40cl
— thicka than a bowl of oatmeal (@hollahoolianna) July 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/marianvlntn/status/884271200762908673
https://twitter.com/professer_smitt/status/884215118535458816
Bruhhh post pics when yo babies is out
— P🎱ЯKŸ (@DavidSFV93) July 10, 2017
I need to see this tiny wiener when it’s born. A living pig in a blanket. Cute AF.
[h/t Some eCards]