Dude Who Parked Like A Jackass Has To Swallow His Pride After Two Dudes Punk His Ass

I gotta side with the dickhead parker on this one due to the fact that the parking lot was about 70% empty. If you’ve ever taken a Greyhound bus, the people who put their bags in the seats next to them to deter people from sitting with them are the fucking worst, but on a half-empty bus, by all means, douchenozzle. People LOVE to hate on inconsiderate drivers, and for good reason, but for those who think parking in a handicapped spot is the most vile thing a man can do, let me as you this one question: have you ever taken a shit in a handicapped stall? Of course you have. I’ve actually waited for that stall. What’s the difference? If anything, shitting in a handicapped stall is way more dickish than parking in a handicapped spot because not all handicapped people can drive, but all handicapped people need to shit. Food for thought.

Bravo on the execution though.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.