This Dude’s Piss Poor Excuse For Having Weed Prompted Police To Mock The Poor Guy On Social Media

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Listen, I’m not one to judge anyone’s decisions when they’re stoned. I once was so stoned, I pulled into my neighbor’s driveway. I could only imagine how I would have reacted if the police inserted themselves into the situation. I would have probably started crying and vomiting simultaneously.

But my job isn’t to sympathize with people, it’s to mock them and their poor decisions so I can go home, have six beers, and feel good about myself.

So when this 26-year-old dude got pulled over by a couple of St. Marys, Georgia police officers with a zip locked bag full of loud, he had to act quickly in thinking of an excuse. “It’s not mine,” “I have glaucoma,” and *take off and lead police through a high-speed chase through town* are all logical solutions that come to my mind.

He went a different route, and got mocked for it. Check out below.

Look, If we have said it once, we have said a zillion times! No matter how hard you try to convince us this green leafy…

Posted by St. Marys Police Department on Friday, July 31, 2015

Good try, good effort, brah.

saald

salad


[h/t Happy Place]


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