When I watched the above video for the first time I was kind of bummed because I thought it was going to be a bunch of dudes fondling fake boobies inside of people. Unfortunately I was only partially right — there are indeed a bunch of dudes fondling fake boobies, but the fake boobies are on the outside of people, meaning they’re just dicking around with the implants.
That’s kind of a bummer, right? Like this video went straight from “Ooooh, boobs!” to “Plastic sacs filled with silicone….hooray?” Way to kill my vibe, video — learn to pander to a male audience between the ages of 18 and 35, THEN come back at me and I’ll show you what’s up.
Side note: Look at that ginger fuck up in that video. There’s NO way that guy’s ever felt a real boob in his life, let alone a fake boob inside of a human lady. Someone buy that guy a hooker before the next video comes out so he doesn’t have to fake like he knows what tits feel like.