El Chapo. More like El Ah-My-Dick-Doesn’t-Work-Someone-Help-O.
^ I’m still ironing that one out.
The notorious drug kingpin has admitted to Mexican officials that he’s killed two to three thousand people. The latest casualty at the right hand of Chapo is his own hog, according to a Mexican publication called Reforma.
The newspaper reported that the king of the Sinaloa cartel received an implant in his testicles in hopes of curing his erectile dysfunction.
Death and Taxes translated the points of interest in the Reforma piece:
Between September and October last year, Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman underwent surgery in which doctors placed an implant in the testicles so he could get an erection, said sources close to the investigation into his capture. The implant improves blood circulation and is recommended to patients with erectile dysfunction, a disease that, according to the sources, the leader of the Sinaloa Cartel suffers.
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Scars of the procedure carried out on Guzman Loera were detected by forensic doctors at Federal Criminal No. 1 Altiplano, when the drug dealer was admitted on January 8, after being captured in the city of Los Mochis. “I saw the scars on the back, hips and reproductive system,” the sources said.
El Chapo’s schlong trying to function:
P.S. Our own Matt Birl was so kind to give me his dick knowledge
Me: Can he get me Viagra?