This Is The Most Epically Written Letter Ever Crafted In Response To Douchey Neighbors Who Blast Music At 5 A.M.

Everyone’s had shitty neighbors at some point. Whether they’re in the apartment next to you, total boners in the dorm room across the hall or weird little gremlins who like to sunbathe in their backyard butt-ass naked 24 hours a day (dat moon tanning doe), I refuse to believe that there’s a single person on this earth who has had perfect neighbor situations for their entire life.

Sometimes you can deal with them by being civil and saying things like “Hey fucktub, I like looking out my back window and seeing trees not your hairy dick flopped out on a sun lounger,” and other times you have to be passive-aggressive and leave letters that tell them to get their shit together.

This falls into the latter.

[H/T Elite Daily and Huffington Post UK]