The Future Is Now: Someone Created Fake Fingernails That Smoke Weed


It’s hard for me to wrap my mind around this. A self-described ‘Licensed Nail Pro Nail Artist’ has gone viral for creating fake fingernails that smoke weed. Emblazoned across these nails are famous musicians known for smoking weed, like Snoop Dogg and Jimi Hendrix.

The overall effect here is when you look at the nail it appears as if the musician is the one smoking weed when in fact it’s a fucking fingernail. These Instagram clips have been viewed and re-shared MILLIONS of times over the past few days, but Snoop Dogg has yet to sit up and take notice, which is odd because this seems like something he’d love:

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTJ775BBjQz/

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTJqs_xhZ4G/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BTJo2Chh41w/

 

Typically, I’m all about living my life according to the ‘to each his own’ philosophy. If you like something and I think it’s stupid, I’ll rarely hate because that’s your prerogative and it makes you happy. But, there comes a time when we all need to ask ‘why the fuck does this exist?’

Maybe if she were to include some sort of smoking apparatus into the fake which turned it into a pipe, then I’d see some value here. It’s already a fake nail, why not just create a hollow center with an L-shaped super thin pipe throughout so that you could actually smoke weed out of them? As it stands, these are literally just fake nails that waste weed.

(H/T Metro UK)

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