Power Ranking America’s Favorite Halloween Candy By State
Proud of my home state of Pennsylvania repping Swedish Fish, even though we’re Hershey’s products till the day we die and home to a damn amusement park named after candy products. Also: Can someone tell West Virginia what the difference between cookies and candy are? Oreos are not candy — even on Halloween. I’m embarrassed for you.
Do better, West Virginia. Sometimes you bring the jokes onto yourself.