A 24-year-old in West Palm Beach, Florida was booted from the booby bar after security guards exercised their right to remove any patron at any time for any reason.
The night only got worse for the beleaguered strip club patron when police arrived on the scene of the ejaculation, erm, ejection, and arrested Montrell Miller and charged him with “knowingly, willfully and unlawfully misusing the 911 emergency system.”
NBC’s WPTV West Palm Beach reports:
A Pahokee man was arrested after police say he repeatedly called 911 to complain about getting ejected from a suburban Riviera Beach adult nightclub.
A Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Deputy responded to a 911 call in reference to the Scores nightclub in unincorporated Riviera Beach just after 3 a.m. on Saturday, February 28.Once on the scene, the deputy made contact with 24-year-old Montrell Miller who was upset over being asked to leave the club by security.
The deputy informed Miller that the club has the right to refuse service to any patron and can ask patrons to leave at any time they felt obliged.
Miller decided to leave the club’s property and stand by the roadway.
Aaaah, so he decided to employ that age old method of ‘I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you” that big brothers across the world have used to annoy the shit out of younger siblings. You know the one I’m talking about:
Once he left the property, PBSO says Miller made 6 calls to the PBSO 911 emergency system asking for officers, as well as supervisors, to respond.
PBSO says Miller also made an allegation that there was a shooting at the club, causing PBSO to re-dispatch officers back out to the nightclub.
Deputies determined that the shooting call was not true and located Miller at a nearby gas station.
‘Welp, I got kicked out of the titty club so I better call in a shooting or a bomb threat!’ = FLAWLESS LOGIC.
In fact, if I were to get kicked out of a strip club myself I think the only way I’d know to respond is by calling 911 as many times as possible until the police raided the joint. It’s the only reasonable way a grown man can respond to getting suddenly thrust from Heaven back into the hellish realities of life. So don’t blame yourself Mr. Miller, we’d all have done the same.
[WPTV]