In Deltona, Florida, which is a town we've never heard of, an unidentified man went into the local water office and handed the cashier an envelope with three grams of crack cocaine. A cursory glance at the internet suggests the price of a gram of crack is $75. That would mean this man dropped off $225 worth. The department didn't take it, calling the police instead, but why was this man giving them so much? He either is months in default, left his hose running for a fortnight straight because he was high or Florida water prices are through-the-roof ridic. If I had to guess, I'd say some combination of all three.
[H/T Death and Taxes]
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