Florida Prostitute Offers Undercover Cop Oral Sex For McNuggets

By 05.02.17

Think you have an addiction to McNuggets? You ever suck some dick for McNuggets? Huh? I didn’t think so. The same can probably not be said for Alex Direeno. The 22-year-old woman was busted for prostitution on Sunday when she agreed to perform a sex act on an undercover detective for chicken McNuggets. I’m guessing she doesn’t need creamy ranch sauce.

Apparently, the undercover detective and the woman negotiated the price of oral sex for $25 and McNuggets. Imagine if the detective’s name was Mickey? She’d be gobbling Mickey’s D before gobbling Mickey D’s.

Direeno was held without bond at the Manatee County Jail on charges of prostitution, possession of drug paraphernalia, and on outstanding warrants.

NBC4 News reports that it is unclear whether Direeno has retained an attorney. I’m going to guess that someone trading BJs for food does not have their own private lawyer on standby.

There’s sooooo many unanswered questions regarding this story! Like did she value her oral services at a 4-piece, 10-piece or 20-piece? I sure hope she had enough goddamn self-respect and didn’t sell herself short for only a 4-piece. Did she negotiate a combo meal out of it? One thing is for sure, she loves the nuggs.

McNuggets For Sex

Manatee County Police


Let’s not forget that only a month and a half ago, another Florida sex worker offered to suck off a cop if he bought her two soft tacos from Taco Bell.

Is Florida running out of food to cause this sudden rush of sex exchanged for fast food?

[NBC4]

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