Guy Figures Out Genius (And Definitely Illegal) Way To Get Five Guys Burgers After Closing Hours

by 2 years ago

I’m not usually one to give a pass to criminal activity (unless you’re a hot meth head, in which case be my guest), but when it comes to cheeseburgers all bets are off. Given the choice between prison and a life without being able to scarf down McDoubles and the like, I’d say that cell is looking pretty good right about now. One Washington DC man apparently feels the same, as he chose to sneak into a Five Guys Burgers and Fries after closing hours back in March and cook himself up some food rather than wait for the store to open in the morning.

Police are currently asking for information from anyone who recognizes the suspect, but at the same time come on – all he did was cook a few burgers. At the very worst make him pay for the food he technically stole; anything more than that seems like overkill.

[H/T Death and Taxes]


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