Giada’s Ex-Husband Made Out Like A Damn Bandit In Their Divorce Settlement

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Man, up top to Todd Thompson today. Not only did he get to spend years sleeping with Giada De Laurentiis (the hottest of hot Food Network celebrities imo) and eating her (what I imagine is delicious) cooking, he’s about to get a fuckload of her money.

Because he raked it in in their divorce settlement. US Weekly has the details.

According to court documents, the Italian chef has to pay Thompson, a designer for Anthropologie, $9,000 a month in child support. They share joint custody of their 7-year-old daughter, Jade Marie. Thompson, who is worth an estimated $15 million, gets to keep their $3.2 million home in the Pacific Palisades, $300,000 in art and furnishings, as well as his membership to the Bel-Air Bay Club.

De Laurentiis gets all rights to an untitled cookbook she’s producing as well as her production company Linguine Productions and GDL Foods, Inc. However, because they didn’t have a prenup, she has to give Thompson 50 percent of unpaid advances to her various cookbooks, including previously published books such as a $2.5 million balance for Giada at Home and Weeknights with Giada.

All hail Todd, who offish has the best life of any Bro out there right now.