The USA Just Challenged Japan To A Giant Deadly Robot Fight And I See No Way This Can End Poorly

Somehow the bros from MegaBots, Inc. managed to challenge Japan with the ONE SINGLE THING that the USA might be an under dog at: a giant deadly robot battle. Well, if we’re reeeaaaaally pulling hairs then I guess the USA would be underdogs against Japan in both a giant deadly robot battle AND a tentacle p0rn marathon, whatever that might entail. But we’re not talking about Japanese tentacle p0rn, we’re talking about a GIANT DEADLY ROBOT DUEL TO DETERMINE WHOSE ROBOTS RULE THE WORLD. The mission statement of MegaBots, Inc. is simple: The Future of Sports — Giant Fighting Robots. I can’t say that I don’t believe them, the years is in fact 2015, the future is now, and frankly I’m baffled as to why we’re not yet living in a world where fighting robots is the everyday norm. I think it’s safe to assume that BattleBots coming back on TV two weeks ago was heralding the coming of a new era, the age of giant deadly robot battles.

Some of you may be asking yourselves why these USA bros from MegaBots, Inc. would go straight for Japan right out of the gates? Maybe you’re wondering why they wouldn’t start with a pushover country like Canada for their first giant deadly robot battle (btw, happy Canada Day to all you Canadian bros!). The answer is simple: the USA never takes the easy path to greatness. You have to beat the champ if you want to be the champ, and Japan is certainly considered the champ of weird ass giant deadly robots. So it is through Japan that we’ll have to go on our ascent to the worldwide leader in deadly robots. And just a quick side note before we get to the GIFs and the USA chants: anyone know where I can pick up that glorious cape before the 4th of July?

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