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Once again we have yet another reminder that you REALLY need to make sure you have addressed your texts to the person you actually want to send it to and not someone you really don’t.
A week or so ago we had a guy who completely cockblocked himself by sending a text to the wrong person and now we have yet another texting horror story to share.
Today’s tale of woe comes to us from a bro named Jordan McNelly who shared a text message he received from his girlfriend detailing how she was going to have sex with someone who was not him.
When you accidentally tell your boyfriend you're cheating on him #2yearswithahoe pic.twitter.com/aPNeYtN4Mb
— jordan mcnelly (@JordanMcnelly) February 28, 2017
Nice hashtag.
Here’s what it says in case you can’t read it or it goes away.
I’m literally so anxious right now… I’ve been seeing this guy behind Jordan’s back and we had really important plans TOMMORROW bc Jordan was suppose to be at work and then he texts me and says I don’t have work TOMMORROW and I don’t wanna let my other guy down and I told him and he was like “I knew you wouldn’t come” and I feel so bad BC I’m letting them both down BC I’m a stupid whore and I’m so sad and I already waxed my entire fucking body to fuck this dude HELP
Needless to say, based on the over 50,000 retweets and over 240,000 likes Jordan has received a LOT of support.
me reading this text…. pic.twitter.com/aOS6utVe8d
— Erick Fernandez (@ErickFernandez) March 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/sikora_johnny/status/836792892547039232
https://twitter.com/sikora_johnny/status/836795960613298178
you don't need a girl who spells tomorrow wrong twice
— dania (@daniadelrey_) March 1, 2017
— Justin Johnson (she/them) (@roadtosuccesses) February 28, 2017
progression of emotions reading this pic.twitter.com/hqWVjxry2l
— Pware (@PWare12) March 1, 2017
YOURE MY HERO
— cas (@longasstitties_) March 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/katilinhaybad/status/836813294358921217
@ Zoe pic.twitter.com/WX7jft4P0s
— Karim (@karimtbe) March 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/ConnorAMiller/status/837288682830905345
well, in all fairness at least you don't have to do any investigating. 😂
— Jess ⚓️ (@thatgirljesslaw) March 1, 2017
https://twitter.com/SpecificGP/status/836780111663939586
we are with you Jordan. you don't deserve this
— Hunsy (@itsHunsy) March 1, 2017
She did you a favor.
— Delusional Steven (@delusionalsteve) March 1, 2017
That’s true.
People have also been really trying to find Zoe on Twitter to give her some shit, but have instead been bugging random Zoe’s…
I CANT STOP LAUGHING BC THESE PPL THINK IM THE ZOE FROM MY LAST RT pic.twitter.com/VRlmpRt8sq
— zo (@zfriedelraab) March 1, 2017
Leading to Jordan having to tweet this…
Zoe doesn't have twitter so can y'all please stop harassing everybody named Zoe🙄
— jordan mcnelly (@JordanMcnelly) March 1, 2017
So what was her excuse? Oh, it was a good one…
I deleted everything but she said it was a dream she had and she meant to send it to a friend. Called her a dirty whore & said block me back https://t.co/7YVDnoKOEM
— jordan mcnelly (@JordanMcnelly) February 28, 2017
That’s definitely one way to handle it, for sure.
H/T LadBible