A drunk minor got the break of a lifetime this past weekend at Chilliest Music Festival on the grounds of Texas A&M University. When a cop spotted her boozing, he threatened to issue her an underage drinking ticket. Her only lifeline: a game of rock, paper, scissors. If the cop won, the ticket would be issued and she would be grounded for like life and certainly won’t be attending Brody’s pool party that like everyone’s going to. If she wins, she tells the cops to fuck off and continues getting mind-numbingly drunk because at that age, “moderation” is just a big word she’ll learn next year in her SAT prep course.
The results are in.
Helluva battle. I would say she won, but there’s no way her parents haven’t seen this video and grounded her until her 21st birthday. 0% chance she attends Brody’s pool party.
Sidenote: Is Rock, Paper, Scissors the most illogical game ever? How can paper possibly beat rock by just covering it. If anything, it’s protecting the rock. It’s rock’s bitch. Help me out explaining this, weird German dude in a car.