Good job lady, instead of giving your boyfriend an Apple Watch you threw a stick soaked with pee into the box as a “gift” instead. And I know it’s supposed to be “cute” and “quirky” because “oh em gee CHILDREN ARE COMING!” but it’s not. You know how much an Apple Watch costs? ~$550. You know how much raising a kid costs? Anywhere between a couple hundred thousand to $2,000,000, not including college.
Fuck children buy watches.