Girl’s ‘Guardians Of The Galaxy’ Viewing Turns Into A Total Nightmare For The Most Stupefying Reason

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File this one under, “you can’t make this stuff up.”

A girl who planned to see Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 ended up with a very traumatic surprise thanks to her own mystifying ineptitude.

Before we begin with the story, check me on this: is there any chance, even the most infinitesimal chance, that you could possibly confuse Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.2 with Alien: Covenant?

No, right?

Well, amazingly there is at least one person in this world who can do exactly that. And it was Imgur user smashcuts’ sister Emily.

Luckily for all of the internet, smashcuts was nice enough to share his text conversation with his sister regarding this epic mistake so we can all enjoy it forever and ever.

First of all, Rocket Raccoon would be VERY pissed at being called a fox.

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Turns out, however, that was the least of her problems.

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Honey, the poor “fox” would have never stood a chance…

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