We live in a world where one swipe of the thumb can land you a hookup, a girlfriend, or a lifelong partner. Meeting someone is so goddamn easy now that even your mouth-breathing ass can score a date. I’m just kidding bro, you’re a stud and I wish the very best things for you. Anyway, the paradox of online dating is that there is so much choice that there is rarely any choosing–“She’s okay but I’m holding out for someone without a snaggle tooth.”
So, if you really want to separate yourself from the pack, you have to go beyond what the others are doing. There are many ways to achieve this, but Lizzy Fenton decided that she’d send her crush a Powerpoint presentation on why he should date her–with topics ranging from financially stability to jug size. Check it out below and see if it would make your pants move.
After Lizzy’s crush read her masterpiece,
Update: pic.twitter.com/be59MGHMRo
— Lizzy Fenton (@LizzyFenton) March 30, 2017
Hey Lizzy, on the bright side, you could try banging Microsoft Office.
https://twitter.com/Office/status/847620948467499008
[h/t LADbible]