Girl Tries To Exchange Sexual Favors For A Tattoo, Artist Says Piss Off With Best Sexual Conversation Stopper Ever

Why would you haggle over the price of a tattoo? If the artist is shitty then alright, I get that. But if it’s a decent artist why would you go and piss them off by being a bitch about $25? Tattoos are one of those things that you don’t want to fuck up, like skydiving and eating Fiber One bars – just one wrong move like biting into one of those bars right before getting Chipotle could leave you with shit-stained pants in the middle of your afternoon classes. Not that I know this from personal experience…seriously. I don’t. QUIT LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

It’s not like the haggling mattered in the end anyway, since the tattoo artist in question shut her down real quick with what’s got to be the best sexual-conversation stopper known to man:

Nothing quite says “I have literally zero interest in having any sort of sexual contact with your fleshy body” like “Dicks >>>>>>>>>>>> anything you could possibly offer me.”

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