Dicks are weird, man. And balls are a product of God just procrastinating and having to get in the male anatomy before the deadline…
“Ya I guess I’ll just take the gizzard from a chicken and throw a couple Cadbury eggs in there. Oh wait, almost forgot the completely unnecessary and aesthetically repulsive straggly hairs! Shit, the balls don’t fit in evenly? Whatever, good enough, I don’t answer to anyone anyway. Mary, THE MEATLOAF. FUCK!”
As men, I don’t know what kind of ego trip we’re on to think that chicks appreciate the anatomical atrocity that is our cock ‘n balls, but I also refuse to be told that my dick is ugly. The double standard is obnoxious. Chicks have no problem saying that our dicks are the stuff of nightmares but the moment we call a fat person fat, a fucking hashtag is born. The most frustrating part is that it’s not like we can drag our hogs to the gym and throw it on a treadmill to make it more attractive. We live and die with our dicks. And I’d be damned if I was going to let some fatass call it ‘the most deplorable thing I’ve seen since Two Girls, One Cup.’ FUCK YOU CHRISTINA, DELETE IT FROM YOUR PHONE THEN!
[h/t TFM]
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