‘Grab Them By The Pussy’ Has Been Remixed Into A Song And Its Obviously FIRE
I don’t give even once ounce of a shit who you’re voting for or which candidate you hate more. No matter who wins, America is losing this election. And that sucks, but what doesn’t suck is the elevated level of entertainment this election has brought to us. From “baskets of deplorables” to “grab them by the pussy,” it’s been an absolute wild time. I only hope the good times keep rolling because once we elect one of these two invalids, that’s when we will all be forced to sit back and reflect on how we failed our own country.
I also hope someone ponies up the cash to pay for the leaking fees of The Apprentice footage. Not because I want to see Trump’s campaign burn to the ground, just because I need constant entertainment. And really, at this point nothing can derail the Trump train. Pretty sure it’s made from bulletproof materials.
Also, there’s a lot of t-shirts and hats already being sold on Amazon (my two favorite below). Opportunists everywhere! Love it.
[H/T Reader Email]