You know how sometimes you’re doing a little shopping and think to yourself, “Man, I’m not totally sure I want to buy this. I wish I could try it out first before dropping my hard-earned cash only to find out that I don’t like it.”
Well, some guy visiting a sex toy shop in England had the same thought when he happened upon a Fleshlight. Unlike the rest of us, who know we can’t try out certain things in the store before buying them, he said to hell with it and went ahead and gave her a go. Of course it was all caught on surveillance cameras and now the police on the lookout.
Police are hunting a man who was allegedly caught on a sex shop’s CCTV testing out an artificial vagina.
The man pulled down his pants and tried out a ‘fleshlight’, a best-selling sex toy disguised as a torch, it is claimed.
Stunned staff at Simply Pleasure in Exeter, Devon, reported the incident to police who are treating it as indecent exposure.
A member of staff refused to comment but confirmed the suspect used a piece of equipment called a ‘fleshlight’ during his alleged lewd act.
I like how they keep putting the word Fleshlight in quotes like they’ve never heard of it before.
As for the guy I gotta say, if I was him I’d be going with the full-on George Costanza defense: “Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorance on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all…”
On the plus side, for once this week someone finally got in trouble without taking a shit all over the place.
H/T Mirror; Surveillance camera image by Shutterstock