There is not a single scenario in the history of the universe where shooting a text past midnight to the dog obedience teacher you met just a few hours ago to ask if she wants to go on a date ended well. In fact this text exchange is so romantically flawed it’s not even funny: asking the girl if she’ll go out with him again and again after she says no every time, her trying to end the conversation and him not taking the hint, him using his dog to say cute things about her…weird. Just weird all around.
If you’re looking for a case study in how to cock block yourself using just an iPhone, this is it:
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