This dude couldn’t be prouder of spectacle he created. Like I got a random text today from this dude telling me that he shaved his dog into a lion and I’ve never met the man. Just blasting off group texts to strangers letting us all know about his masterpiece. This is the culmination of his life’s work. His Mona Lisa. The Lion Cut of all Lion Cuts. And all this time I’ve been cutting my dogs hair evenly, like he was a dog or something, completely oblivious to the opportunity to cut it like the king of the jungle. So many regrets. I’m going to text this guy back and let him know that he’s changed the dog-haircutting game forever. An innovator. A exemplary pet owner. The true Lion King.