Watch Some Guy Get A Horn Up His Ass Trying To Be A Hero Running With The Bulls

You wanna play, bro? Okay, let’s play.

Benjamin Miller, a 20 year-old American from Georgia, decided to be one of those cool guys you see running with the bulls. So at Carnaval del Toro, a bullfighting festival in Spain, he decided to make a break for it and now has life-threatening injuries after being gored right in his arsehole.

According to CBS This Morning, “His injuries were so extensive, they surprised even a seasoned doctor who specializes in treating goring victims.”

First off, you mean there are enough dumbasses in the world that there’s actually a doctor “who specializes in treating goring victims?” Oy.

The Daily Mail paints an even grimmer picture…

His sphincter was quite damaged and suffered numerous hemorrhages. Miller had a three-hour operation to repair his thighs, sphincter and back.

Surgeon Enrique Crespo was called to operate on Miller after he was injured on the first day of the annual festival. Crespo said: “It’s not the worst injury I’ve seen, but it’s the biggest goring wound I’ve ever had to operate on.”

So yeah, for the 37,946th time. Stop fucking running in front of angry bulls.

“Some of the images you are about to see are difficult to watch.” ~ Elaine Quijano

H/T SportsGrid; Bull image by Shutterstock