Ahhh, do you smell that? It’s the sweet, sweet smell of rejection wafting through the air on this brisk October afternoon. There’s nothing quite like it; a mixture of panic sweat and leftover beers you let sit out overnight on your living room coffee table as you lay passed out on the couch in a depressing drunken stupor. It’s wonderful! It’s my favorite scent in the world because it means I’ve found at least one more person in the world whose life sucks more than mine. Right now the count is at 12, but after we’re done reading “Marineman84”’s embarrassing OkCupid meltdown it’ll be at 13. Perfect, my lucky fucking number.
Commence #13:
Hey, here’s a novel thought: maybe girls on OkCupid ignore you because you spam their inboxes with messages about absolutely nothing. No one cares that you know the Bruins team doctor. You know what girls are looking for in a boyfriend? Not checking their phone after leaving it turned off for 45 minutes and seeing 800 messages along the lines of “where r u” “y r u ignoring me” “you fucking bitch respond” “come bak plz.” That’s not hot.
And yet…he keeps going, even after our heroine in question shuts him down:
Rather than reply yet AGAIN to Marineman, pizzahutgurl took the time to respond on her Tumblr. We’re not going to post her full response here, but boy does she lay into him and all the points he brought up (not that she didn’t lay into him in the first place, but still…ouch).
Lesson learned: picking a fight with chicks over the Internet is not a good way to get laid.
[Via Tumblr]