This Jerkoff Picked The Wrong Woman’s Ass To Pinch, She Punches Him Into The New Year

I don’t recommend squeezing a stranger’s ass, but if you have to in a pinch, I would make sure you can withstand a punch. I mean how pathetic can one person possibly be? In a 30-second video, we learned that this dude is a giant dirtbag and a colossal pussy. And that’s just a small glimpse into this jerkoff’s life. Imagine following this dude around for an entire day, the shit you’d see? He’s the kind of dude who would steal from a tip jar and smoke cigarettes off the ground. No chance in hell this guy doesn’t show his dick on Chat Roulette. God damnit, send this guy on a one way trip to the sun.

[h/t Unilad]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.