Pssst…Wanna See What Happens When A Guy Sticks His Tongue Into A Venus Flytrap? Of Course You Do

What else is there to say? There’s an idiot with a tongue and there’s a Venus flytrap, so the OBVIOUS outcome is that the idiot is gonna get his tongue bitten off…or is it? Are Venus flytraps strong enough to bite through tongue, or is he just gonna wind up with scratches? Oh, how life presents with mysteries we’d normally never even dream of.