A Guy Is Suing His Wife For Fraud Because He Just Saw Her For The First Time Without Makeup On (SERIOUSLY)

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

Either this guy (who is from Algeria) is the stupid asshole to end all stupid assholes or he knows that this chick’s family has serious cash and this was the best plan he could hatch to take said cash. If it’s the latter, he still might be that aforementioned stupid asshole, because goddamn that is a terrible plan. If it is the former, what does it say about him as a man that he failed to realize that his now-wife had makeup caked on her face at all times? Is there some wacky Algerian law that doesn’t allow a man to be within 15 feet of his soon-to-be wife prior to the wedding or something? That kind of distance could, conceivably, cause some confusion, but if nothing of the sort was in place, not recognizing that makeup played a factor in his wife’s hotness was this guy’s fault. Not hers.

But he’s suing here for $20,000 anyway. For “psychological suffering.”

According to Emirates 247:

“The groom told the judge that he could not recognise his wife after she washed the make-up off her face.

“He said he was deceived by her as she used to fill up her face with make up before their marriage,” the papers said, quoting a court source.

“He said she looked very beautiful and attractive before marriage, but when he woke up in the morning and found that she had washed the make-up off her face, he was frightened as he thought she was a thief.

“The groom told court that he is demanding $20,000 damages for his psychological suffering.”

The judge should flip the script on this cocksucker and sentence him to execution for wasting everyone’s time and tax dollars. I’m not familiar with Algerian law, but I’m pretty sure that is an offense worthy of death. And if it’s not, maybe they can pin an unsolved murder on him or something.

J.Camm is the Managing Partner and Editor-in-Chief of BroBible.